These games are so weird
Art by cross-fiction
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has anyone done this before?
((Even they aren’t ready))
Waiting for the right guy /:
same baby girl
If only
if yall ever did this to me while im driving
ok im tired of the bullshit
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
Don’t let cigarettes dictate your life.
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
there are two types of people
222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland
their purpose is unknown and likely sinister
I hope that one day when i die, this is what I wake up to.
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i found it
please return it
SHE ALSO GOES IN THE VENTS
FUCKKK YOUUU
I solved the mystery of life.
there is a bicycle seat with a dildo built into it and when you pedal the dildo thrusts and retracts
this is the pinnacle of modern engineering
I don’t think I would want to ride that outside
Don’t be a fucking pussy just wear a long skirt
Wtf
DONT BE A FUCKING PUSSY JUST WEAR A LONG SKIRT WHILE YOU DICK RIDE YO WAY AROUND TOWN
I knew dick riding would be a form of transportation one day
Una de gatos.
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.